These are my people. And you should be jealous because they are as good as it gets. These girls… they keep getting more and more gorgeous. They truly overwhelm me. Yes, grown-ups, you also look good. And if Danny the Doodle isn’t a supermodel, I don’t know who is.
Oh, and thanks for waiting with me while I called a tow truck. And for dinner. And wine. And teaching me about bitmojis.
Cheers. I present: my people.
The girls: “Hey, we found these three giant glitter emojis… can we start there?” Me: “Um… what the cuss are you talking about?”
And, the selfie-stick shot: